Fifteen Ways To Get Rid Of Stress

1. Fill out every credit card application and magazine subscription you get and have them bill you later.
2. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Do your assignments in binary code.
7. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
9. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
10. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
11. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Start a rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you