In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo:
Old world charm - No bath
Tropical - Rainy
Majestic setting - A long way from town
Options galore - Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway - Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms - Already occupied
Explore on your own - Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts - They've flown in an airplane before
No extra fees - No extras
Nominal fee - Outrageous charge
Standard - Sub-standard
Deluxe - Standard
Superior - One free shower cap
All the amenities - Two free shower caps
Plush - Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes - Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy - No air conditioning
Picturesque - Theme park nearby
Open bar - Free ice cubes
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