Cannibals

A group of cannibals are hired for programming.

Their manager told them, you are doing good work, but please, don't touch your colleagues and eat them. We have a canteen, you can eat there. Ok, so the cannibals promised.

After six weeks, the manager spoke to them again: Ok we are satisfied with your work and everything, and you are behaving very well. By the way, we are missing a cleaning woman, has somebody touched her?

The cannibals denied.

After he left, the chief of the cannibals asks " Who is the idiot who ate that cleaning women?"

One of the cannibals admitted that he did.

"Are you out of your mind? For six weeks now we have been eating VP's and Senior managers and nobody is taking notice. How can you be so stupid as to eat a working person?"