Try Saying These Early In The Morning

• A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So it was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
• Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
• A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
• The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
• Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.
• She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
• "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
• Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
• Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
• A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
• Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
• Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
• A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
• We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
• Which witch wished which wicked wish?