Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing. "I'm thirsty," said the first. "I'm going to go get myself a Coke." So he gets out of the boat, walks across the water, and comes back with his Coke.
"Ooh, that looks good," said the second and he gets out of the boat. He walks across the water, gets his Coke, and comes back.
"You're right," said the third. "I think I'll get one too." He steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock.
"Hey," said the first clergyman to the second, "think we should have told him where the rocks are?"
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