Q. What did Hitler use to tie his shoes?
A. Little Knotsies.
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fsh.
Q. How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nun.
Q. How many real estate agents does to take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, but we'll accept eight.
Q. How many surreal artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A fish.
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