Be Careful! CAREFUL!

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. 

"Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!" 

The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter. 

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!" 

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs. 

"WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!" 

The wife runs to the fri- 

"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!" 

At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do. 

She gasps, "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs." 

The husband simply smiles and replies, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car," and leaves.

Definition Of A BBQ

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill. beer in hand.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!