Kids Will Be Kids

A seven-year-old comes crying to me because his little brother pulled his hair.

"Don't be angry," I say, "Your little brother doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."

A short while later, there's more crying, and I go to investigate.

This time my youngest son is bawling and his brother says, "He knows now."

Lazy Husband

"I'm ashamed of the way we live," a young wife said to her lazy husband who refused to find a job. "My father pays our rent. My mother buys all of our food. My sister buys our clothes. My aunt bought us a car. I'm just so ashamed."

The husband rolled over on the couch. "You should be ashamed," he agreed. "Those two worthless brothers of yours never give us a cent."