Sunday, October 10, 2021
English Professor
Saturday, October 9, 2021
Flying Turtle
Friday, October 8, 2021
Honesty
Thursday, October 7, 2021
Federal Office Worker
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
The Flag Pole
Tuesday, October 5, 2021
Can You Get Married in Heaven?
On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.
Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.
St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.
After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".
“Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”
"You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".
“OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here... Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?”
Monday, October 4, 2021
Don't Jump
Sunday, October 3, 2021
Airplane Ride
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Good Night's Sleep
Friday, October 1, 2021
Two Cops
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?”
"Yes?”
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.”
"Have you arrested the woman?”
"No sir. The floor is still wet."