Some Thoughts

• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
• A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
• When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
• Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Computers let you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.