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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Problem With Teenagers

The two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found in only their underwear, each smoking a joint, sitting on the edge of the fountain in the town square.

The arresting officer told them they were entitled to a phone call, since he was unable to reach either parent.

Some time later, a man entered the station and the sergeant said, "I suppose you're the kids' lawyer."

"Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver them a pizza."

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