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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Sleeping Dog

I have a dog that talks in his sleep. One day a friend visited and was astonished to hear the dog bellow "My name is Christopher Columbus! I am seven hundred years old! I own America! I married Marilyn Monroe!"

When my friend asked what was going on, I replied:

"Don't worry about it. Just let sleeping dogs lie."

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