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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Bad Habits Never Die

Her husband had passed on and the new widow was so distraught that she sought out a spiritualist who told her that her husband was just fine.

She added further that he was eagerly awaiting a reunion with her.

"Is there anything he needs?" the distraught woman asked between tears.

The spiritualist went into a transient state, then replied, "He says he'd love a package of cigarettes."

"I'll send a carton immediately." the woman said joyfully. "But did he say where I should send them ?"

"No." replied the Seer somberly. "But he didn't ask for matches."

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