You Know You're A Biker If...

• Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better.
• You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date.
• Your best friends are named after reptiles.
• You own more black T-shirts then underwear.
• Taking your wife on a cruise means a putt down the interstate.
• Sturgis is your dream vacation.
• You ever quit a job to go to Sturgis.
• You only took the job to pay for your trip to Sturgis.
• Your only three piece suit is a leather jacket, leather vest and chaps.
• Your ol' lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string above your bike.
• You buy your 3-year old niece a Harley Davidson t-shirt.
• You can identify bugs by taste.
• You think black & orange would make nice house colors.
• You think God invented winter just as a good time to get your bike painted.
• People know your a biker even when you don't want them to.
• One of your children or pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.
• People have nearly died of starvation looking at all of your bike/run pictures.
• Over half the pictures you take have your bike in it.
• You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easyriders than the naked women.
• You don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson."
• The weather is too bad for riding and you start your bike and sit on it in the garage.
• You get hit by a car, break your leg, then tell the nice police officer, "I'm fine I can ride home."
• You see no use in going to a bar without bikes in front.
• You dream of owning a Harley dealership.
• You have a refrigerator in the garage just for beer.
• You pile boxes and laundry on your car, but your bike must have 6 feet of clearance in the garage.
• Every time you hear a vehicle with headers you look for a Harley.
• When you plan a vacation you set up time to visit the bike shops first.
• You have all the tools to work on every Harley ever made, but not any to work on your ol'lady's car.
• It's impossible to see out of your car or trucks rear window because of all the Harley stickers.
• You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.
• You have a heater in your garage so you can work on your bike(s) when it's cold.
• Your Christmas list has no words, just part numbers.
• Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Biker" on it somewhere.
• One area of your house (other then the garage) is decorated in a motorcycle motif.
• Every time you spend money, you think about what you could of bought for your bike.
• They celebrate your birthday at the Harley store.
• You think 'Helmet Hair' is a fashion statement.
• You encourage your kids to go to the Motorcycle Mechanic's Institute instead of college.
• Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
• You fainted when you met Willie G.
• Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
• You've spent more on your motorcycle than your education.
• You have at least one ashtray which is actually a motorcycle part.
• You think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world.
• When she says "It's the bike or me!" you have to think about it really hard.
• You spend more time polishing your bike than caressing your woman.
• You have more locks on your bike than you do your house.
• Anyone who doesn't ride is just "OK."
• You can think of at least ten things we forgot on this page.