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Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Elephant Books

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book: The Sex Life of the Elephant or 1000 ways to cook Elephant.

The English book: Elephants I have shot on Safari.

The Welsh book: The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.

The American book: How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants.

The Japanese book: How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants.

The Greek book: How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money.

The Finnish book: What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People.

The German book: A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.

The Icelandic book: Defrosting an Elephant.

The Swiss book: Switzerland, the Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants.

The Canadian book: Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?

The Swedish book: How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.


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