A biker awoke in the middle of a cold winter night to sounds coming from his shed. Looking out he saw someone carrying stuff out to a van.
Being rather lazy, he called the police saying he was being robbed. The desk cop said no one was available and that he should call back in an hour.
The biker hung up, counted to 30 and called again and said I called you earlier about being robbed, don't bother sending anyone. I got my gun and shot the punk dead.
Within in minutes the cops arrived guns drawn and arrested the burglar red handed.
The ranking officer, with an attitude, said to the biker, "the desk sergeant said you had killed someone."
The biker replied "that's funny, cause the desk sergeant told me no one was available and to call back in an hour."
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