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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Do You Know Santa's True Profession?

Consider the following:
  1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."
  2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.
  3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers 
to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.
  4. Santa doesn't work anywhere near a 40 hour week.
  5. Santa travels a lot.
Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

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