First Camping Trip

Little Johnny was on his first camping trip with his father and uncle. While the two men set up camp, Johnny went for a hike in the woods.

Not more than fifteen minutes later, he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

"What happened?" asked Johnny's dad.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Johnny.

They two men laughed and his uncle said, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Little Johnny, "If he can make you jump off a fifty foot cliff, he is!"