Trip To The ATM

Trip to the ATM: Woman

1. Pull up to ATM.
2. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
3. Shut off engine.
4. Put keys in purse.
5. Step on parking brake.
6. Get out of car because you're too far from machine.
7. Hunt for card in purse.
8. Insert card.
9. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it.
10. Enter PIN number.
11. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes..
12. Hit "cancel."
13. Re-enter correct PIN number.
14. Check balance.
15. Look for envelope.
16. Look in purse for pen.
17. Make out deposit slip.
18. Endorse checks.
19. Make deposit.
20. Study instructions.
21. Make cash withdrawal.
22. Get in car.
23. Check makeup.
24. Look for keys.
25. Start car.
26. Check makeup.
27. Start pulling away.
28. Stop.
29. Back up to machine.
30. Get out of car.
31. Take card and receipt.
32. Get back in car.
33. Put card in wallet.
34. Put receipt in checkbook.
35. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook.
36. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook.
37. Check makeup.
38. Put car in reverse gear.
39. Put car in drive.
40. Drive away from machine.
41. Travel 3 miles.
42. Release parking brake.

Trip to the ATM: Man

1. Pull up to the ATM.
2. Insert card.
3. Enter Pin and account number.
4. Take cash, card and receipt.