The Doctor has told Will that he should start a fitness program.
Will, not wanting to harm his old, rather corpulent, body, has decided to put the following weekly regimen into practise:
Day 1
Beat around the bush several times.
Jump to conclusions all the time.
Climb the walls.
Wade through the daily paper from start to finish.
Day 2
Drag my heels constantly.
Push my luck all the time.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head regularly.
Day 3
Bend over backwards.
Jump onto the latest bandwagon.
Run around in circles all day.
Day 4
Advise the President how to run the country.
Blow my own trumpet constantly.
Pull out all the stops for just today.
Add fuel to the fire.
Day 5
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth regularly.
Start the ball rolling often.
Go over the edge in the evening.
Day 6
Pick up the pieces.
Raise the roof.
Lift a pint many times.
Skip the washing up.
Day 7
Kneel in prayer.
Bow my head in thanksgiving.
Raise my hands in praise.
Hug and cuddle someone and encourage them.
What an amazing workout!
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