Your Paycheck

Understanding Your Paycheck:

Gross pay: $1222.02

Income Tax: $244.40

Outgo Tax: $45.21

State Tax: $61.10

Interstate Tax: $5.89

County Tax: $6.11

City Tax: $12.22

Rural Tax: $4.44

Back Tax: $1.11

Front Tax: $1.16

Side Tax: $1.61

Up Tax: $2.22

Down Tax: $1.11

Knickknack Tax: $1.98

Hackensack Tax: $3.93

Thumb Tax: $0.98

Carpet Tax: $0.69

Snack Tax: $8.32

Surtax: $3.46

Ma'am Tax: $3.46

Parking Fee: $5.00

No Parking Fee: $10.00

F.I.C.A.: $81.88

T.G.I.F: $9.95

Life Insurance: $5.85

Health Insurance: $16.23

Disability Insurance: $2.50

Ability Insurance: $0.25

Liability Insurance: $3.41

Dental Insurance: $4.50

Mental Insurance: $4.33

Fundamental Insurance: $0.11

Coffee: $6.85

Coffee Cups: $66.51

Calendar Rental: $3.06

Floor Rental: $16.85

Chair Rental: $4.32

Desk Rental: $4.32

Union Dues: $5.85

Union Don'ts: $3.77

Cash Advances: $0.69

Cash Retreats: $121.35

Overtime: $1.26

Undertime: $54.83

Eastern Time: $9.00

Central Time: $8.00

Mountain Time: $7.00

Pacific Time: $6.00

Daylight Savings Time: $4.44

Time Out: $12.21

Oxygen Tax: $10.22

Water Tax: $16.54

Electricity Tax: $38.23

Heat Tax: $51.42

Air Conditioning Tax: $46.83

Miscellaneous Tax: $169.04

Total Take Home Pay = $0.02

This is where the expression "just my 2 cents" came from.