Honey Do List

Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work. After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her
husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is
broken. Could you fix it for me please?"

John replied while displaying proudly the front of his t-shirt, "Do you see 'Electrician' written on the front of this shirt?"

Jane said nothing.

The next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the cabinet door fell off today. Could you put it back on for me please?"

To which John, of course, replied, "Do you see 'Carpenter' written anywhere on the front of this shirt?"

Next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the water pipe under the sink is leaking. Could you fix it for me please?"

Right! John replied, "Do you see 'plumber' written anywhere on the front of this shirt?"

Next day John comes home and the light switch was working, the cabinet door had been replaced, and the pipe wasn't leaking. John said, "I see you found some good repairmen."

Jane replied, "No, I just called the neighbor next door."

John asked, "Oh really? How much did he charge?"

Jane laughed and said, "He didn't charge anything. He said I could just bake him some "goodies" or we could trade it out in sex."

To which, of course, John asked, "Well, what kind of "goodies" did you bake for him?"

So Jane said proudly while displaying the front of her shirt, "Honey, do you see Betty Crocker written on here anywhere?"