Drug Dealers: Refer to their clients as "users."
Software Developers: Refer to their clients as "users."
Drug Dealers: "The first one's free!"
Software Developers: "Download a free trial version!"
Drug Dealers: Have important Asian connections
Software Developers: Have important Asian connections
Drug Dealers: Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Software Developers: Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Drug Dealers: Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Software Developers: Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you.
Drug Dealers: Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and lowlifes.
Software Developers: Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers.
Drug Dealers: Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product.
Software Developers: Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product.
Drug Dealers: When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
Software Developers: When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive.
Drug Dealers: A lot of them are getting rich while still teenagers.
Software Developers: A lot of them are getting rich while still teenagers.
Drug Dealers: Product causes unhealthy addictions.
Software Developers: Product causes unhealthy addictions (DOOM, Quake, etc.)
Drug Dealers: Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you
Software Developers: Damn! DAMN!
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