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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Divorced Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for
his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the
window?", he asks the shop assistant.

She responds, "Which Barbie? We have
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to
the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for
$19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie
Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie
for $395.00."

The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from
all the others?"

"Isn't it obvious?" the assistant asks. "Divorced
Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's
boat, Ken's furniture..."

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