After 42 years of wedding bliss, I took a careful look at my wife one day, and declared, "Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a 19-year-old gal."
"Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find me a hot 19-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Older women: they sure know how to settle the mid-life crisis.
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