Some Things To Ponder

1. If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?
2. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
4. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing detergent made with real lemons?
5. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
6. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
7. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?