The Los Angeles Police Department, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the Central Intelligence Agency are all trying to prove that they are the best at
discovering and apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations,
they issue a 600-page that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit
had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The
bear is crying, "Okay, okay! I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
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