More Points To Ponder

• In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
• I am a nutritional overachiever; (sounds a lot better than saying I'm an over eater or glutton).
• I am having an out of money experience.
• I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
• A day without sunshine is like night.
• If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
• It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the right questions.
• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
• Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
• Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
• You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.