Some Points To Ponder

• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
• I am in shape. Round is a shape.
• Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
• Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
• Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
• An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
• There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.