This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean...
- New: Different colour from previous design.
- All New: Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
- Exclusive: Imported product.
- Unmatched: Almost as good as the competition.
- Foolproof Operation: No provision for adjustments.
- Advanced Design: The advertising agency doesn't understand it.
- It's Here at Last: Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
- Field Tested: Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
- High Accuracy: Unit on which all parts fit.
- Futuristic: No other reason why it looks the way it does.
- Redesigned: Previous flaws fixed - we hope.
- Direct Sales Only: Factory had a big argument with distributor.
- Years of Development: We finally got one to work.
- Breakthrough: We finally figured out a use for it.
- Maintenance Free: Impossible to fix.
- Meets All Standards: Ours, not yours.
- Solid State: Heavy as hell.
- Less Fattening: Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.
- High Reliability: We made it work long enough to ship it.
- Non Refundable: We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.
- Fat Free: You pay for the food, but the fat is free.
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