Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
No radio - Already stolen.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Keep honking... I'm reloading.
Caution: I drive like you do.
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