An elderly retired Marine moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men are at a premium.
After he had been there for a week he went to confession and said, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replied the priest."But it'll wipe that grin off your face.
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