A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring, so he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.
A week later, his supervisor, a stern woman in her sixties, called him into her office. She cleared her throat and said, "You know, I appreciate that when you were a judge you were stern with lawbreakers. And you carry that with you to your new job, which is commendable. But when someone owes an overdue fine, you can't just... "
"I had to throw the book at him," the judge interrupted.
"I know," said the librarian, "but the Oxford English Dictionary?"
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