New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies

• I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
• I will stop sending e-mail to my wife. A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
• I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
• I will stop sending e-mail and Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
• I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... okay, monthly then... or maybe... at least once a year.
• I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
• I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.
• When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
• I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
• I will think of a password other than "password."
• I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!