A union shop steward is addressing a union meeting - "Comrades. We have agreed on a new deal with the management. We will no longer work four days a week."
"Hooray!" says the crowd.
"We will finish work at 4 PM, not 5 PM."
"Hooray!" says the crowd, again.
"We will start work at 10 AM, not 9 AM."
"Hooray!" says the crowd, again.
"We have a 150% pay rise."
"Hooray!" says the crowd, again.
"We will only work on Wednesdays."
Silence... then a very disappointed voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?"
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