- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
- Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice?" How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
- Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
- Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say "Its all right?" It isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
- Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you always think there's still one more step?
- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
- Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
- In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
- Why is it that men can react to broken bones as "just a sprain" and deep wounds as "just a scratch," but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill "with the flu" and have to be bedridden for weeks?
- How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
- If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Unanswered Questions
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