A man walks in the front door of a bar. He is mildly impaired; he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, tells the bartender: "I'll have a scotch; and give everyone a drink on the house, and have one for yourself."
The bartender obliges, serves the house, has a drink, too with his customer, then suggests he might want to square up the tab; closing time is in 5 minutes.
The man, feels in his pockets, and says "Whoops, I don't have any money."
The bartender picks him up by his collar and pants and heaves him out the door onto the street.
In two minutes the man is back at the bar and he says "Barkeep, I'll have another scotch, and another round for the bar, but nothing for you: you get mean when you drink."
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