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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Too Young To Die

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven.

"There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five."

"Fifty five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two."

"How’s you get that?" the lawyer asks.

St. Peter answers: "We added up your billable hours."

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