Budgies

Two blondes walk into a pet store. The first says, "I want four budgies."

The salesman replies, "Certainly ma'am, would you like two male and two female, or all male or all female?

The blonde shoots back, "I don't care. I just want four budgies!"

The salesman, without losing his cool, continues: "Very well, what color would you like them to be? We have yellow, blue, gr..."

The blonde interrupts, yelling, "I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard?"

The salesman quickly grabs four birds from the budgie cages and shoves them into a pet carrier. The second blonde pulls out her credit card and pays for the birds, and then both blondes leave.

They drive out to a high cliff and the first blonde reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping her arms. She plummets like a rock and hits the bottom of the cliff with a loud splat.

The second blonde looks down at her friend's mangled remains and says, "Dang, this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be."