There were these three nuns and they were tired of being good so they went to the priest and asked if they could be bad for one day. He said that they could do one thing wrong but they had to come straight back and tell him what they did.
The first nun comes back. "And what did you do wrong, Sister?"
"I took a doll baby away from a little girl and she cried and cried and cried."
"Very well, go drink holy water."
The Second nun comes back shortly afterwards.
"And what did you do wrong, Sister" he asks again.
"I took a shovel from a little boy in a sand box and he cried and cried and cried."
"Very well, go drink holy water."
Just then the third nun comes up to the priest and again he asks, "And what did you do wrong, Sister."
"I peed in the holy water."
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