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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Blonde Carpenters

Two blondes with hammers, Sue and Tracey, were doing some carpentry work on a house. Sue, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Tracey, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Sue explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away."

Tracey got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house."

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