A duck walks into a hardware store and says to the clerk "Got any duck food?"
To which the clerk replies, "No."
The next day the duck walks into the hardware store and asks the clerk again, "Got any duck food?"
The clerk impatiently replies, "No!"
The duck goes into the hardware store for a third time and asks the clerk, "Got any duck food?"
The clerk whirls around and says, "If you ask me that one more time I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck comes back a fourth time and asks the clerk, "Got any nails?"
The surprised clerk answers, "No, we just ran out."
So then the duck replies, "Got any duck food?"
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