- The patient before you was a goat.
- Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.
- He has an assistant named Igor.
- The local bar association named him "Client of the Year."
- Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.
- During surgery he has to keep repeating that "thigh bone connected to the knee bone" song.
- Mike Wallace and a film crew are hanging out in his waiting room.
- He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.
- You can beat him in a game of Operation.
- All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series."
- He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor
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