A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow.
The farmer priced his unit as follows: Basic cow $499.95
Shipping and handling $35.75
Extra stomach $79.25
Two tone exterior $142.10
Produce storage compartment $126.50
Heavy duty straw chopper $189.60
Four spigot/high output drain system $149.20
Automatic fly swatter $88.50
Genuine cowhide upholstery $179.90
Deluxe dual horns $59.25
Automatic fertilizer attachment $339.40
4 x 4 traction drive assembly $884.16
Pre-delivery wash and comb $69.80
FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: $2843.36
Additional dealer adjustments: $300.00
TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36
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