New Hospital Wing

Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new hospital wing at the hospital. What was their reaction?

• The allergists voted to scratch it.
• The dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
• The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
• The neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
• The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
• The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
• The orthopedists issued a joint resolution.
• The pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
• The pediatricians said, "grow up."
• The proctologists said, "we are in arrears."
• The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
• The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
• The radiologists could see right through it.
• The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
• The plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."
• The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
• The urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
• The cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.