Tommy and Billy were discussing their latest turkey shoot. Tommy says emphatically, "I am never going to take my wife Laura shooting with me ever again!"
"That bad, eh?" enquires Billy smiling.
"Yeah, Laura did everything wrong, got nothing right. She chattered too much, constantly disturbed the undergrowth, loaded the wrong gauge shot in the gun, used the wrong luring whistles and worst of all," bellows Tommy, "she shot more turkeys than me!"
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