"Look at me!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 sit ups before a group of young people.
"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!"
He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow... tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 90th birthday!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"
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