Q. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A. If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
Q. If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A. It simply wants to run away.
Q. What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A. God save the kin.
Q. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A. Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Q. What will a turkey with a dramatic bent of mind say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
A. To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Q. What key has legs and can't open doors?
A. A turkey.
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 2003."
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off.
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their old age.
Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. Because they use such fowl language.
Q. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
A. Turkey feathers.
Q. What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey trot.
Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, a building can't jump at all.
Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Q. How can you make a turkey float?
A. You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock.
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play.
Q. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The tur-key.
Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A. Boy! I'm stuffed!
Q. Where did the first corn come from?
A. The stalk brought it.
Q. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A. To keep his wig-wam.
Q. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A. He had an arrow escape.
Q. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A. It hugged the shore.
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