Money

• It can buy a house, but not a home.
• It can buy a bed, but not sleep.
• It can buy a clock, but not time.
• It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
• It can buy you a position, but not respect.
• It can buy you medicine, but not health.
• It can buy you blood, but not life.
• It can buy you sex, but not love.

So you see, money isn't everything. It often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend.

I am your friend, and as your friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.