Fast Thinking

Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepard. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink.

"But we can't bring our dogs into that bar," says the poodle's human.

"Hey, no problem," says the german shepard's owner. "Just watch this."

He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar.

"Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender

"But this is a seeing eye dog," says the german shepard's human.

The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair.

So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar.

"Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender.

"But this is a seeing eye dog," says the poodle's human.

The bartender objects, "Hey, poodles can't be seeing eye dogs!"

The poodle owner gasps, "Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german shepard!"